I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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