you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Panties = found
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
