Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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