Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
