My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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