when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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