so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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