I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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