I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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