I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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