I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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