I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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