He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
