You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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