Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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