4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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