Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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