you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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