He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
