dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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