You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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