you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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