the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
