He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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