I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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