Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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