there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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