just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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