New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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