I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
