We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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