i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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