Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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