so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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