Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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