Buhtt sex?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i believe in u and ur pee
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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