just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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