Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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