Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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