With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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