so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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