Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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