I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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