i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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