Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Randomize
