so explain again why im purple
no
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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