Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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