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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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