I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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