I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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