Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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