Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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