worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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